The force
Austin: *lies in bed* gah why does the remote have to be so far away *sees remote on side table* hmm maybe I can use the force *reaches arm out* nope not working... Hmm.....JESSY!
Jessy: Austin what is it?! Are you okay? Do you need to throw up?
Austin: Um no... I need the remote *points to remote*
Jessy:...
Austin: What? *gives puppy dog face* I'm sick in bed, I'll most likely throw up, and all I ask is that you give me the remote.
Jessy: *throws remote at Austin*
Austin: thanks, now can you turn on the TV?
Jessy: REALLY?!
Austin: Fine, I'll just use the force *presses the on button on remote* There we go, you can leave now. Oh wait can you make me a sandwich?
Jessy:...NO
That was funny
still not a jedi